Še mal citatov:
Sheldon: "I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!"
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Penny: "What are you doing here?"
Sheldon: "A reasonable question. I asked myself, "What is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable?" and three answers came to mind: tollbooth attendant, Apple Store genius, and what Penny does."
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Sheldon: "Given that Saint Valentine was a 3rd century Roman priest who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder"
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Sheldon: "My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that. "
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Sheldon: "Why are you crying?"
Penny: "Because I'm stupid."
Sheldon: "Well, that's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. "
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Sheldon: "I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs."
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Leonard: "At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out."
Sheldon: "I didn't invent them, they are there!"
Leonard: "In what universe?"
Sheldon: "In all of them, that's the point."
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Penny: "I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know."
Sheldon: "Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality."
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(Wolowitz checks his caller ID)
Wolowitz: "Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight. (answers) Hey, baby..."
Penny: "His right hand is calling him?"
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Sheldon: "I don't know how, but she is cheating! Nobody can be that attractive and this skilled at a videogame."
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Leonard: "Sheldon, think this through, you're going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo."
Sheldon: "No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems."
Leonard: "You're right. All sex has is nudity, orgasms, and human contact."
Sheldon: "My point."
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Leonard: "Sheldon, we have to do this."
Sheldon: "No, we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. Everything else is optional."
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But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.