@ napisal/-a:Temu sem se pa zdele ful nasmejala....
Men se unih sch-jev pa ch-jev pa tega ni dal niti brat... Not likeable..
Sej če bojo pa menjal se pa upremo, pa še naprej pišemo s strešicami pa je - kaj nam pa morjo?
Drgač pa ob tem sm se spomnla na tole, k je tut neki podobnega, gre se pa za spreminjanje angleščine (kot uradnega jezika EU) v angleščino prilagojeno EU..
Novi uradni jezik EU
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which
was
the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year
phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is
disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
