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"American Beauty":
Brad Dupree: Man, you are one twisted fuck. 
Lester Burnham: Nope, I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose. 
Carolyn Burnham: Honey, don't be weird! 
Ricky Fitts: It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. 
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"Leaving Las vegas":
Sera:I know a cool place in the desert. 
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Phoebe: 
[Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition] 
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude? 
Chandler: 
[putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me. 
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what? 
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times. 
Joey: 
[Joey thinks Phoebe has been acting in porno videos] A guy in the coffee shop told me he was a fan of Phoebe's. I thought he was talking about her singing, but he claims she is a porn star. So, I went to the adult video store and picked this up. 
Ross: 
[taking the video] Let me see that. 'Buffay, the Vampire Layer' starring Phoebe Buffay. All right, let's check it out! 
Joey: Guys, Phoebe is our friend. I refuse to watch this. 
[goes over and sits at the table with his back to the TV] 
Ross: Wow! I didn't know Pheebs had that particular talent. 
Rachel: Wait a minute; Phoebe doesn't have a tattoo on her ankle! My God, that's Ursula! 
Joey:
 [jumping up from the table] Ursula! Allr ight! Run it back! Run it back! 
Ross: Boy, Phoebe is going to be pissed. Why is Ursula using Phoebe's name? 
Phoebe: [coming in the apartment] Hi everybody, what are you - 
[screams and points at the TV] 
Phoebe: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing? 
Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her. 
Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used. 
[Playing Football] 
Monica: Okay, Phoebs, you know what you're doing right? 
Phoebe: Yeah. 
Monica: Okay, Joey's gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block. 
Phoebe: What's block? 
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you're doing. 
Phoebe: I thought you meant in life. 
Joey 
[upon hearing Ross doesn't want to go to the movies with him] : Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan! They get mail!
Monica: Dad, Chandler didn't melt your records, Ross did. 
Jack Geller: Is that... 
Monica: And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did. 
Ross: Yea, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did. 
Monica: Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year. 
Ross: Monica and Chandler are living together! 
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, *again*. 
Phoebe: I love Jacques Cousteau. 
Rachel: I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle. 
Joey: I wanna gooooo! 
Judy Geller: That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. 
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen. 
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback. 
Joey: And look. A phone in the bathroom. 
Monica: Joey, don't ever call me from that phone. 
[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms] 
Chandler: Condoms? 
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world. 
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that? 
Phoebe: [as Ross sits down on the sofa, Pheobe begins "cleansing his aura"] 
Ross: Oh no, no stop cleansing my aura... 
Phoebe: But... 
[continues] 
Ross: No just leave my aura alone... OK? 
Phoebe: Fine... be murky... 
Ross: I'll be fine... really you guys, I hope she'll be very happy... 
Monica: No you don't... 
Ross: No I don't! To hell with her! She left me! 
Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian... 
Ross: [stares at Joey... ] No! OK? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know? 
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... 
[everyone stares at Chandler] 
Chandler: ... Did I say that out loud? 
Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were *homo* sapiens, is that why they're exctinct? 
Ross: Joey, they are people. 
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.
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