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[Fancy Nancy]

zajčicaBunny v temi Priznam,da:

sem fulll jezna na svojega srčka, ob enem pa sem že pozabila da me je ujezil

Kako gre to dvoje skupaj?

[Mellyora]

očitno pri njej gre

[Dioniz]

men je veliko citatov legendarnega Georga Carlina smešnih še posebej tistih, ki vključujejo črn humor, ki mi nasploh ni všeč a pri njemu je naravnost briljanten.

primer:

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

pa še vec jih je

[Mellyora]

men je veliko citatov legendarnega Georga Carlina smešnih še posebej tistih, ki vključujejo črn humor, ki mi nasploh ni všeč a pri njemu je naravnost briljanten.

primer:

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

pa še vec jih je

fuck, falling from heights ta je resnična

[Dioniz]

Carlin ma same take. Za mene največji stand up komik vseh časov in res škoda, da ga več ni med nami.

še nekaj njegovih legendarnih:

I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

pa seveda moj podpis.

[Mellyora]

Carlin ma same take. Za mene največji stand up komik vseh časov in res škoda, da ga več ni med nami.

še nekaj njegovih legendarnih:

I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

pa seveda moj podpis.

jaomene, ene so legendarne..taprva urije

[purple_rain]

Bom brala in komentirala, kar bom jaz hotela in na kakšen način bo meni pasalo

ti kar sam jaz tvojih postov ne bom brala.

Awww, kjut

[Fancy Nancy]

Zadnja stran teme Sex na javnem mestu je kar cela smešna za poscat
(govora je bilo o sexu na wc-ju, za tiste, ki ne spremljate)

Shujšaj, preden uničiš še kakšen lijak.

ah ja, zdej mam in tattooja in brazgotino ampak je lepa brazgotina

Sj se vrjetno itak ne opazi med strijami in celulitom.

Ne morem se nehat režat... pa ne zato, ker bi se posmehovala, ampak mi je pač smešna debata.

[g00fy_qa]

Sestrična me kliče, ful nujno se sliši: "A mogoče veš kako je s tem: ko pošiljam mejl v Kanado, a rabim kakšen poseben naslov, da ziher pride do tja?"

[Liefde]

[joy23]

Jao amir, dej nam mir! Nisi zanimljiv!

[..Evelyn..]

To je blo že parkrat. Liefde, ZANIMIV.

[joy23]

Jst sem mislila, da je to napisala zanalašč tako (zaradi imena )

[nanamiša]

ti kar sam jaz tvojih postov ne bom brala.

[Liefde]

..Evelyn.. hmm.. zanimivo


zanimljivo je zaradi uporabnika amir, možno je da sm že parkrat tko napisala...