Citati (slavnih oseb in iz filmov)

[padme6]

luna c ja je iz star warsa samo ni luke, i'm your father ampak samo i'm your father....se to se vsi zmotijo , ja in je star wars ja..


Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

garden state, ce se niste poglejte film preseneceni boste...

[padme6]

Andrew Largeman: We're not playing Spin the Bottle; how old are we? More importantly, how old are they?
Jesse: Oh, they're all legal. I think...

garden state

Sam: You're in it right now, aren't you?
Andrew Largeman: What?
Sam: My mom always says that, when she can see I'm like working something out in my head, she's like, 'you're in it right now' and I'm looking at you're telling this story, and you're definitely in it.

garden state

Sam: OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true.

garden state

vem da to niso glih stavki ampak so svetavni dialogi tako da...

[*Ela*]

White Men Can't Jump

jaaa Robin Hood, Men in tights, tabolši film

[dragon_fly]

to bee.. or not to bee....

not to bee

šworci - verjetn kakšn terminator

[_Lydia_]

A beautiful mind

Mary Kay Place: They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them.

A Few Good Men

Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You want answers?
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): I think I'm entitled.
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You want answers?
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): I want the truth!
Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You can't handle the truth!

Forrest Gump : "Stupid is as stupid does."


Še en genialen dialog iz Garden State:

Andrew: Place looks good.
Mr. Largeman: Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on it.
Andrew: Really?
Mr. Largeman: Actually, no. I don't know why I just said that.

[_Lydia_]

to bee.. or not to bee....

not to bee

šworci - verjetn kakšn terminator

Zakaj se mi dozdeva, da res ne veš od kje je ta citat in da misliš resno (kljub smajliju)? Sej se hecaš, a ne? Say yes...

Drugače pa je to citat iz Hamleta (Shakespeare)

"To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

[miikena]

Lydia, predvidevam, da je bla to v enmu filmu fora/parodija na ta citat iz Hamleta (ki ga vsi poznamo) narejena.. in ni citirala Hamleta..

[alina]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Gone With the Wind, spoken by Clark Gable

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Casablanca, spoken by Humphrey Bogart

Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail of it.
Duck Soup, spoken by Groucho Marx

Marriage isn't a word…it's a sentence!
The Crowd

Don't ask for the moon! We have the stars!
Now, Voyager, spoken by Bette Davis

It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men.
I'm No Angel, spoken by Mae West

[_Lydia_]

Lydia, predvidevam, da je bla to v enmu filmu fora/parodija na ta citat iz Hamleta (ki ga vsi poznamo) narejena.. in ni citirala Hamleta..

Pol pa upsi . Sej se mi je dejansko zdel zlo neverjetno, da kdo ne bi poznal Hamleta, sam najbrž tud tak folk obstaja ...

Samo še en citat iz Amorres perros (moj naj film btw. ):

Susana: [to Octavio] You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh... tell Him your plans

[*tenisačica*]

-i thought i heard thunder last night. Must have been satan's stomach growling(iz filma Constantine)

-What do you want?(Matrix...hehe, Neo ne zna glih dolgih stavkov )

-Do you love me brother? (Troy)

-I'll be back (Terminator)

-Luke, I am your father. (Star wars )

-I could be agent M (iz MIB, ko michael jackson reče )

[Sano]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.

full metal jacket. najbolši film. najraj bi kr celga citiru

[MissBitch]

I want some more (Clavdiav Intervjuju z vampirjem)
Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave! (madagaskar)
This is beyond my control (John Malkovich v Nevarnih Razmerjih)
Have a nice life. (Ryan Philippe v Cruel Intentions 1)

[anna_k]

ful všeč mi je film Braveheart. Najbolj smešen lik mi je tisti Irec Stephen

Stephen: Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: Your island? You mean Ireland.
Stephen: Yeah. It's MINE.
Hamish: You're a madman.
Stephen: [Laughs] I've come to the right place then.

Stephen: [to William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

najljubši pa sevda William Wallace:

William Wallace: Every man dies, not every man really lives.

[miikena]

Ice age
Un mamut:
"Get that out of your mouth... you don't know where it's been."

Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Pa še ena:
A:"Erm, why do we call it an ice age?"
B: "Aa, because of all of the ice!?!?!"

Pa še ostali..

Cruel Intentions:
Cecile: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.

[*kristyna*]

z LOTRa, 1. del:

arwen:
"if you want him, come and claim him!"

ta je pa prov hud
pa še:

fil gas(se mi zdi)
a: wazz up my nigga?
b: what did you say??
a: wazz up my nigga???

in pol ga ta b užge


pa še neki k mora swarzi pazt otroke v vrtcu

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina